Thursday, August 11, 2005
Salad Hygiene 
by Lenka Reznicek [permalink] 
The first thing that made me suspicious of these ready-mix greens is the company's assertion that they have "salad facilities located close to [my] store."

How do they know where I'm buying their greens? Has anyone ever seen or visited a "salad facility"?

Then, there's a doozy for Lazy Grammar Watchers in the cheery circled text:
"Thoroughly washed! So you don't have to."
So I don't have to...what? Are they trying to tell us buying pre-washed salad prevents the need for taking showers?