Friday, February 04, 2005
A perfect joke for a post-State of the Union address Friday morning:Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?Thanks to my friend Nate who passed it on!
A: None.
There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?