Monday, December 22, 2003
Merry Christmas, World! 
by Lenka Reznicek [permalink] 
An earthquake measuring 6.5 on the Richter scale shakes California, its epicenter near the Hearst Castle in San Simeon; and a shipload of green bananas washes up on the shore of Lithuania. Note: I said shipload. With a "p."

Coincidence? We think not.