When I logged on to CNN and turned on the radio this morning, I just heard about that "denial of dervice" attack that was slowing down servers everywhere...so that explains why the Web was so fruity. Aha. I think "denial of service" is like peeing in the punchbowl: they're not going to drink it, and it just tastes bad to everbody else - so nobody drinks it. Don't you think hackers would have better things to do, like steal credit card numbers or something? Just my two bytes.

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